realhumanbaby:

Someone’s probably in love with you right now, even though you think you’re boring and stupid and smell bad most of the time, someone probably saw you last week and wiped their sweaty hands on the insides of their pockets and thought about your body under your clothing and about how you would look asleep in their bed

(via kaliffornia)

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

(Source: ufocottoncandy, via dioshiallinfinito)

Tu blog no esta completo si no tienes esta sexy vaca bailando

lolsofunny:

laughingstation:

(lol here!)

(Source: love-is-my-weapoon, via allaboutnicoleashley)

When someone tries to talk during my TV shows

lolsofunny:

laugh-addict:

:

DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK?

Fuck I just died

(lol here!)

(via allaboutnicoleashley)